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24 August 2011

Am si io o teorie, apropo de postat pe blog (ma refer la blogurile trairiste pur si simplu): am observat ca ne-implinirea, ne-multumirea, ne-fericirea, ne-indestularea, ne-linistirea, de timp, de loc, de moment, nu tragedii dar orisicatusi, te fac sa bloguiesti mai cu spor. Nu conteaza ca esti implinit pe 1000 de planuri. Ala, al 1001-lea nu-tz da pace! “If I find in myself desires which nothing in this world can satisfy, the only logical explanation is that I was made for another world” (C.S.Lewis). Si totusi, uneori, in aceasta lipsa acuta a ceva izbavitor (crezi tu), se intampla sa te simti, in mod cu totul si cu totul tampit, fericit. Pe alocuri.

le: bloguiesti mai cu spor si cand ai servici! 🙂

Cand sunt impliniti, multumiti suta la suta, scaldati in fericirea calduta a unei reusite, de orice fel, oamenii posteaza banal si rar spre deloc. De exemplu cei care au luat carnetul auto. Sau cei proaspat si reciproc si impreuna indragostiti. Sau cei care au castigat la loto.

Graduated high school. – si n-am copiat la bac, unde am luat si 10
Kissed someone.somefew
Collected something really stupid – conuri de brad. Se pune?
Smoked a cigarette. si trabuc, si narghilea, si fara filtru, si pipa
Got so drunk you passed out – bai asta nu mi-a reusit niciodata. Chiar am incercat!
Rode every ride at an amusement park. – ametesc ingrozitor si mi-e o frica teribila. Inclusiv sa ma dau pe tobogan
Gone to a rock concert. – a later edit. Alea de la liceu se pun?
Helped someone. – with a little help from friends, with a little help, la, la, la
Gone fishing. – o singura data, in Capidava, Miha scotea peste dupa peste, Tudor o bruftuluia si o zgornea mai departe, el nu prindea nimic, ea scotea peste dupa peste, au facut si schimb de locuri, scena s-a repetat identic. Io am cetit, Mihu a prins o fatza si a stat toata dupa-amiaza cu ea in undita, io am adormit in cort si m-am trezit invadata de vaci. The end! Ah, nu am prins nimica.
Watched four movies in one night. – am vazt doar o zi intreaga, calcand rufe, Dr. House
Gone long periods of time without sleep. – insomnii
Lied to someone. – somefew
Having someone with a crush for U – asa cred io
Failed a class. – shasha au fost multe
Smoked weed. – decat nargilea
Had a crush on someone. – it’s just a little crush Not like I faint every time we touch It’s just some little thing (crush) Not like everything I do depends on you, la la la o
Been in a car accident. – doamne feri!
Been in a tornado. – just in a tornado warning and a tornado shelter, in Chicago, last year
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid) – mi se pare aiurea sa te simti bine artificial
Watched someone die. – de aia nu vad thestralii
Been to a funeral. prima inmormantare la care am fost a fost a profului de mate din generala.
Burned yourself. – la bucatarie si cu ferul de calcat
Ran a marathon. – inutil sa zic ca am ajuns ultima. Sau prima din lotul 2, daca vreti
Cried yourself to sleep. si la dus, mai ales la dus
Spent over $200 in one day. platind facturi, hihi
Flown on a plane. just recently
Cheated on someone. – nope
Been cheated on. – nu am conostinta, eniuei
Written a 10 page letter. – to myself
Gone skiing. – o singura data, la Vatra Dornei. Trei sferturi de partie am coborat-o dorsal.
Been sailing. – dreaming
Had a best friend. – just one?
Lost someone you loved. – o sa se-ntample, c-asa-i veatza, vorba lui Zagardan
Shoplifted something.– creca neste chibrituri, la Pietrosita sau la Titu, in gara
Play trouant. cu clasa
Dangerously close to being in jail. uitasem de anul I de facultate cand strigam mascari pe ferestre toate ocupantele camerei 529 din P4 si a venit Militia
Skipped school. – ca sa ce?
Had detention. – la scoalile romanesti nu exista asa ceva, iata.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. – creca am patit-o ca asa e cand ai frate mai mic
Stolen books from the library. – dar nu-tz ascund ca m-a tentat
Gone to a different country. – not very different, thou
Dropped out of school. – ca sa ce? la altceva nu-s buna: manualitati, chestii, trestii, sanchi
Been in a mental hospital. – just visiting someone
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. – hihi
Had an online diary. – ast blog
Fired a gun. – in armata, ca sunt fruntas
Had a yard sale. – not exactly a yard sale but a yard gifting. Cand am plecat din Cernavoda am facut un mare chef, cu tombola cu chestii cado
Had a lemonade stand. – dar ma gandesc serios
Been in a school play or school sport team. – rareori, portar la baschet, hihi
Been fired from a job. – dar mi-am dat demisia des
Taken a lie detector test. – n-as zice nu
Swam with dolphins. – uf! Cel mai aproape de delfini am fost intr-o dupa amiaza de vara in Vama Veche
Gone to sea world.adica la acvarii?
Voted for someone on a reality TV show. – la Dansez pentru tine cu copchii
Written poetry. – putine si proaste
Read more than 20 books a year.  – in adolescenta, stand in casa
Gone to Europe.  – sau gone to States!
Loved someone you shouldn’t have.baiatul cu pizza se pune? 🙂
Used a coloring book over age 12. – using it to make a kitten shelter
Had surgery. – cezariene
Had stitches. – see above. Necazul ca unul dintre fire a ramas inauntru, din gloria betiilor de santamarie cand m-am gasit si io sa nasc. Eram sa mor 3 saptamani mai incolo dar in rest totul o fo bine.
Taken a taxi. – not on my own…
Seen the Washington Monument. – ala de s-a crapat alaltaieri la cutremur?
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once. – io nu poci nici doo. Nu poci nici sa raspunz la intrebarile sefului cand vorbesc la telefon.
Been in a fist fight. – poate in copilarie, cu Tapiru’?
Suffered any form of abuse not severe. – abuz de incredere se pune?
Gone surfing – nici gand!
Had a hamster. – Miha avea unul pe care l-au cautat o zi intreaga ca se pierduse pana l-au gasit pitit in masina de spalat. Noroc ca nu apucasera sa-i dea drumul. La masina, that is.
Pet a wild animal. – as petui un elefant, o girafa si o bufnita, totusi. Ca o demna tumblarista.
Used a credit card. – just recetly. Shacuma am o fobie.
Did “spirit day” at school. – habarnam ce-nseamna
Dyed your hair. – ca sa ma vopsesc
Got a tattoo – la anul in februarie
Had something pierced. – ceafa?
Got straight A’s. – pana si la facultate: la Termodinamica, Ingineria Valorii, Marketing si Mecanica Fluidelor.
Been on the Honor Roll. – la Panoul de Onoare n-am fost. Doar comandata de grupa la pionieri
Known someone with HIV or AIDS. – de aproape nu
Made out with someone. – hmmmmm
Snick out of the house. – fi’miu, in schimb…
Swore at a teacher. – nu se purta, pe vremea mea…
Gone laser tagging. – puscoace dealea de corporatisti? cand se joaca de-a hotii si vardistii cu glaonte colorate? Au jucat fetele popii si i-au loat la goana, serios, pe neste pustiulici de 8 ani care trisau
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend. fix 3
Been on TV. – nici macar figurant
French braided. de cand cu Mihaela coafeza
Skinny-dipped. – e pe lista.
Driven a car. – doar pe aerodrom
Performed in front of an audience. – karaoke
Been in love. – still
Had a blonde moment. – asta e un fel de stare permanenta, hihi
Been on a train. – zilnic se pune?
Seen a ghost.asa mi se parea, noaptea, sub pat
Gone bungee-jumping. – just watching, hihi
Been to Mexico. – e asa spectaculos? Am fost in maramures. Se pune?
Crashed a car. – de jucarie
Sky dived. – nup. Am claustrofobie de apa dulce si sarata si clorurata
Been kissed in the rain. – waiting for the miracle
Made an 11:11 wish. – doar la miezul noptii de revelion
Drank alcohol. – degeaba
Forwarded a chain letter. – dar era chiar chain letter pe hartie, nu email (astea parca sunt snake-mail)

Daca sumarizez albastrele, urmeaza sa inot goala intr-o amarnica ploaie de limonada, calatorind in jurul lumii pe o corbie cu vele, sarutandu-ma cu toti delfinii, inclusiv cu aia proaspat tatuati pe […].


Illustration for The Little Mermaid, Sulamith Wulfing

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. 24 August 2011 22:30

    Cu o singura mirare am ramas (ca pe aia cu chiulitul mi-am lamurit-o ceva mai jos) – de ce niciun concert rock?

  2. 24 August 2011 22:57

    Da, se pun conurile de brad!
    Faina lista.
    Ce ma ingrijoreaza vag se refera la posibilitatile de amestecare…
    Sa ne zici cum ti-a fost cu delfinii aia proaspat tatuati pe undeva. 🙂

  3. 24 August 2011 23:04

    trebuie sa facem si noi la fel, e leapsa sau comentam aici? 😀

  4. madelin permalink*
    25 August 2011 07:45

    Irina, si io m-am mirat! Cred ca n-au fost prilejuri, n-au fost companii…
    Daca ma gandesc bine bine, am fost la concertele rock de la serbarile liceului meu, obisnuiam sa-l iubex pe tobosar. Rock rocks!

    Mamituni, va zic, va zic!

    Denisa, leapsa, comentrii, cum doreste caprioara!

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