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13 November 2011

Pe cotoiul nostru il cheama Monalisa-Costel. Io ii zic Monalipsu, din ratiuni evidente. Lavi ii zice Ocheaţă, ceea ce i se potriveste de asemenea.

Iata, alte nume faine pentru animale-de-companie:

Chihlimbar, pentru un cal, via Zaza

Beast (aka Bestia), un catel, via fb

Origami, un catel, din filmul de aseara cu Kate Hudson.

Lilicuţ, unul din pisoii lui Lavi, denumit asa din cauza de urechi.

Achi si Alifie, catela si pisic, de la Vlad

PS

Lili Jr e copchilul cel bland si blegoman al lui Lili Sr. Lili Senior e un vajnic motan independent si razboinic, si descurcaret, al de baga spaima in toate animalele din curtea de la Gulia, inclusiv in cainii Bella si Fetita. Toate animalele fug mancand pamantul cand apare juniorul prin zona (ca seamana leit cu seniorul) iar el ramane prostit ca nu pricepe de ce.

Lili Junior (ca Seniorul are urechile hartanite in lupte drepte cotoiesti):

(poza via fetele popii din Buzau)

PS

Dati cu nume faine de animalute in mine!

PPS

Poema de la Iulia:

The Naming Of Cats (T. S. Eliot)

The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn’t just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey–
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter–
But all of them sensible everyday names.
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that’s particular,
A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there’s still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover–
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name.

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11 Comments leave one →
  1. 14 November 2011 14:54

    Meanwhile, in background… :)

    Nu sunt sigur ca pupatul pe gat e o dovada afecţiunii unui câine faţă de o pisică dar, în orice caz, mâţa nu pare tocmai alarmată.

  2. 14 November 2011 15:00

    Pespi e pisica mea neagra si frumoasa si ursopisica e o torcaitoare ce ma bantuie de doua zile si inca nu are nume.

    Mi-ai amintit de nume nume.

  3. 14 November 2011 15:35

    CST-link, câinele din fundal e o ea, si e foarte speciala, iubeste toata pisicarimea din curte, si pisicile stiu. le pazea, cand erau pisoi, sa nu cada de pe veranda, de exemplu

  4. 14 November 2011 16:03

    Oh, am ramas dator cu nume de mâţe. Pe-ale soră-mii le cheamă Gina si Marcel Torcălău. (soru-mea trebuie să le puna si nume de familie, altŭ felŭ nu se póte…)

  5. 14 November 2011 16:33

    pe a mea o chema zoica, zisă și țuți

  6. 14 November 2011 17:04

    Lu a mea-i place noroiul, scarpinatul, are trufa roz si mananca mult (si urat) so meet
    Purcica: https://picasaweb.google.com/104023661118336809164/PurcicaDupa

    In acte e ‘Molda’, o mai strig ‘Chicca’ (asta venind din spaniola, nu de la Purcica)… 🙂

    Numele provizorii ale puilor, precum placutzele de inmatriculare provizorii au fost
    Minima, Maximus, 3D si 4D (pt ca aveau 3 respectiv 4 pernutze roz):

  7. 14 November 2011 17:08

    A… ratza aia a fost o intamplare. Chit ca e de vanatoare nu merge la vanatoare si nu sufar vanatoarea, ideea de a omori un animal de placere…

  8. madelin permalink*
    15 November 2011 14:14

    Iulia, asemenea poema merge urcata sus, in articolul principal de la gazeta de fata :)!

    Liz, bine ai venit! Frumos nume! Primash data io am cetit, previzibil, PEPSI!

    CST-Link, pe cotoiul pupat de pe fundal il cheama, tot previzibil, Blondie.
    Gina si Marcel Torcalau suna intr-un mare fel (ca un cuplu middle class, bine intepenit cu picioarele pe pamant).
    Pe al meu ar trebui sa-l cheme Costel Mutu!

    Dragos, Chicca e frumoasa! Si puii! Daca (mai) face pui, conosc o buna pretena amatoare sa ia si ea unul!

  9. 18 November 2011 08:46

    http://futility.typepad.com/futility/2011/11/twenty-lines-1.html

    When we were younger we had a dog named Herpes. He was a quavering, …

  10. madelin permalink*
    18 November 2011 11:39

    Dragos :D, greek god, auzi!
    Povestea e super! Si prietena mea Lavi, pomenita in articol, a luat pe Lilicut de pe strada. Era cel mai jigarit si urduros si bolnav pisoi negru ever. Nu i se vedeau decat urechile, de unde numele. Si acum e o frumusete de motan negru cu blana lucioasa.

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